You’re going to have so much debt at the end of this, I hope your dream house has a money tree outside. Please do, I don’t exactly like the idea of anyone sharing in said moments. To think I’d turn out selfish. Shocker, I know. Must have something to do with being one of five. Oh, I see what you did there. I’ll let that one jab slide just this once. — I am not!
She hates when I wear anything that shows my ankles and wrists. I swear when it comes to the dances I’ll be forced into a long sleeved mumu. Speaking of, please be aware that I’ll be shopping your closet when the time comes for fancy occasions. It’s either that or marrying an eighty year old billionaire. Excuse? Have you not seen Gene Kelly? That man— total babe.
More like a money forest. I’m gonna need to do a lot of bribing to become an astronaut. I’m smart but not that smart. There’s a difference between selfish and, like, selfish. I don’t think you’re at a level where I need to sit you down and have a chat yet. Just this once? Good because that was the best jab I’m ever gonna make. Are so.
Like you’ve ever listened to her though. I distinctly remember you having a skill for escaping your clothes when we were little. You sure you want to wear my dresses? I mean, I don’t have a problem with it - I have some beautiful dresses I’ve hardly worn but I know how high school is… Marrying an eighty year old billionaire would be one way to stick it to mom though… Uh, yeah, of course I have but I’m not Gene Kelly am I? I think I’ll just stick to lap dances, I’m okay at those. Or not. We’ll pretend I didn’t say that.
Time to get cracking on those resumes, lady. It wouldn’t do anyone any favors if you dropped the ball on becoming the future lawyer-doctor-venetian-chef. He’s the best, and was— he’s great at everything. You should see that boy carry luggage.. Intimidating Tessa, I say this with love, but you’re as intimidating as a houseplant. Although that could be just me, Wyatt seemed to be quite taken with the eldest Lisbon. Stop.. Nova Lisbon is not adorable.
Ha! You can keep the boobs, I like mine just fine, and if we’re pointing out assets, my ass-et is the best in the family. Please do, along with the cane thingy-ma-jig. Ooh, you could put on a little dance. Just make sure you tell us to leave before Kirby gets there.
Can’t forget astronaut and pro surfer. I’ve always wanted to be a pro surfing astronaut lawyer. Mother would have no choice but to be proud of me then. As lovely as I’m sure that sight is I’d rather think of my own boyfriend carrying luggage. I can’t wait until I have to move back into Branford… mhm, that’s gonna be a great day. Well Wyatt must be intimidated by houseplants. And I’ll have you know I can get very serious when it comes to matters involving you and the girls. You are! You’re a million percent adorable right now.
I’m not gonna deny you that. It’s probably why mom hates it when you wear short shorts. I can’t tap dance, that’s why I play the violin. But I guess I could try. I hardly think tap dancing is the definition of sexy. He’d probably find it funny.
I at least wouldn’t get sick because of my warm and snuggly sweater.
And I’m sure mom and dad would pay your ransom, so really what do you have to lose?
Well now, you don’t have to be rude about it.
Don’t worry, mine’s terrible to… kinda like-
Yes please, because then I might have to join you and I’m a super ugly crier.
You are, oh my god. You get like, the worst poop face.
You’re pretty damn near. Aw Tess, I love you too, you beautiful butt face!
I’m gonna stop right there otherwise I’ll cry and nobody wants to see that.
I definitely would have made a hoo-ha joke, spot on Tess… I think you’re ready.
Don’t think I’ll ever be ready, but I’ll give it my best shot because I love you.